Amai Lius Got Talent!

This is kinda like American Idol, but with fucking and sucking instead of boring songs sung by boring people. Sounds a lot better, right! We agree. No Simon. No Paula. No whatshisname or whatshername. Just some phony guy whos giving auditions for singers. Along comes 18-year-old Amai Liu, and shes gonna sing so well, youre not gonna believe it until you see it, so were not gonna tell you. Bottom line: Amai Liu cant sing at all. But she does manage to pass this audition. How! Howdya think!