The Gilded Age A XXX Parody

Oh Marian, please dont leave New York - I do want to fuck you silly ever so much! Thats what youd love to say, if it werent the improper thing to do. Ever since Marian moved onto 61st Street youve been, well, smitten. The second her dog Pumpkin caused such a commotion out on the street she caught your eye. As luck would have it, you sense that this beautiful elegant blonde, politely known as Miss Brook, has a thing for you too. Woohoo! That should be that, right! Unfortunately things are never as easy as they should be. Your respective families, her old money van Rhijn-Brooks and your new money Russells are often quarreling and clashing, and the social scheming has been escalating of late. In many ways your families are direct rivals, but that seems only to heighten the sexual tension and passionate feelings that you have for her. Your father would never approve, and that makes this whole thing feel rebellious. Its looking like she may leave the city soon - its time you did everything in your power to make her stay. Kiss her now before its too late - and see if you sparks between you turn into fireworks. Shes hot as hell and everyone on the Upper East Side knows it. It